” She looked at me with a sly smile, “and what makes you think that now?” “Don’t get mad but I showed it to someone for a second opinion.�...�� She sucked in a deep breath and exclaimed, “No you didn’t.” Then before I could reply she asked “who did you show?” “The landlord Bill” I said. She sucked in a deep breath again, “You mean the old guy who is always checking me out?” Again before I could answer she asked, “Well what did he think about it?” As she asked me she started stroking my cock,. Shit, the way he sucked that bottle made me imagine what he'd do to my schlong.The bartender was not amused with my enthusiastic remarks that were undoubtedly heard throughout the small hole-in-the-wall bar, and he escorted me, somewhat roughly, as he felt a need to promote his position of authority, to the door. "And stay out, you faggot", he shouted, making sure no one present missed that."This really blows," I said to myself as the booze went to my head and sat heavy in the pit of my stomach. "It's nice to hear from another woman, you know?" Y-yeah, I got you," Miss K said as she looked around the room."Hey, hun! Don't be so nervous. I see you got your legs crossed there. Why haven't you uncrossed them?" Well," Miss K said with fake shyness. "C-can I tell you a secret?" Sure, hun. What is it?" You ever seen on TV those men who look like women?" Yeah, but you don't mean, I mean you don't say. I mean, you look feminine enough to me, tall as you are."Miss K calmly uncrossed her legs,. Even my underwear is too large, but I'm not gonna change those until Iget back. Too late to do anything now. Feeling that my shoes are alsotoo big, I opt for the sandals and follow Dick out the door."Are you okay?" he asks with concern, which is rare."What do you mean?" I reply."You're looking really thin, dude. It's like you just lost ten pounds,and your mouth looks like you busted it," he bluntly points out. Afteryears of this, I'm not offended by his observations. I understand whathe's.