There were a lot of people that Jessica didn't know, but the only thing that matters was that she's enjoying today with her friends. "Jess, wanna go t...o the bathroom with me?"Jessica happily obeyed following her friend Ana to the lady's room. "So I've made up my mind." Ana says smirking at her own reflection. "Tonight's the night Jess. Jake's going plucking." Wow, are you sure Ana?" Jess questioned her friend. "I thought you wanted to wait for your wedding night?" Honestly, I don't want to wait. We clear?” It helped that I had Michael, Miguel, Jose and Dan with me, each giving off the cop/street-thug glare.They compromised, giving me a portable IV and sending a nurse along with me.There was a collective gasp as I walked into the church holding the IV stand, with my entourage hovering in case I stumbled. The place was so packed people were standing in the aisles and they parted slowly as I traveled to the front. All whispers ceased as I approached the casket. She looked just as. Try."After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"I said, "Yesterday."When you are over sixty-seven who gives a crap?I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.When you are over sixty-seven who gives a crap?I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs."The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."I said, "Definitely! Most. Main bhabhi ke ishare samajh raha tha, maine turant bola gf sirf ghoomane ke liye ni hoti. Or bhi bohot se cheeze hoti hi.Uske baad bhabhi ka msg aana band ho gaya mujhe laga shayad unko bura laga.Agli subeh bhi bhabhi ka koi msgni aaya tha. Main mann he mann afsos kar raha tha ki kam se kam choochi ke darshan ho jate thay ab vo bhi ni honge.Main dopeher may apne room may tha tabhi mom ki aaai. Main haan mummy kya hua.Mom boli ja jara neetu bhabhi ka cable theek kar de fir se wahi kharaabi aa.