"This is obviously a very serious condition Mr Johnson" She puts a reassuring hand on your arm. "There are serious side effects to this condition but ...it is very manageable in the right environment. You're very lucky you live in an area with a high level of Asian women around. As long as you perform a sexual act with or around an Asian woman at least once a day you can live an otherwise normal life. New laws were passed worldwide last year allowing you to do whatever sexual acts you want,. Just like any other 17 year-old lad, I just wanted to go off biking with my mates, or just kick a football together in the street. Living in the far North I’d not seen these relatives for a couple of years and in that time it came about that my uncle had run off with his secretary leaving my aunt to fend for herself, and Bella, who I learned later, was adopted. The family is not exactly short of a bob or two, as my uncle, being a ‘wiz’ in the City, carries on providing for them in the luxurious. This town is mine now, and I will take damn good care of it,” I agreed quite naturally with my spirit guide.Just then, having crossed the bridge onto Hebron Island, I saw Chet stick his bald head out of the front door to the camp hostel there. Dale, somewhat more handsome than his brother and also significantly brighter, tried to pull him back, but it was too late. We charged after them, all of us, and forced the door open before it could be barred. Chet lunged at me and I slashed both of his. " Just get me down, ok?" she begged, "It's getting breezy up her ... and it's cold." Cold?" Yeah."I released the halyard and let Grace down a little fast but snubbed her off before she bounced."Mister ... the weatherman lied again ... there's a blow coming down from Canada. I'd get gone which ever way you're going and take these extras with you, at least they know how to sail."The transfer was made, Grace ran for a sweater and I hooked up the head and hoisted to a storm main and roller-furled.