.. Hot ... Hot ... Hot date and I'm not breaking it for anything less than an 'Extinction Level Event'. I should be back to the Realm of Men by tomorr...ow. I did mention that the date was 'HOT', right? Now wait for the beep."Just before the 'leave message here' beep sounded, Mike could have sworn he'd heard the first bars of 'Fools Rush In' being hummed. Still chuckling, Mike thought, 'Well, looks like a quick refresher in Voice Mail Message Editing couldn't hurt a thing.'As this thought ended,. “Um, Dennis? Did anybody ever teach you manners?” Janelle laughed as she said it. “Not really. My Dad was always yelling at me and my sister at inappropriate times. My Mom was always drunk. You do the math.” The sounds of World of Warcraft began. Janelle stared at him. “You aren’t serious,” she said. Dennis took some time to respond. “Why wouldn’t I be?” he said. “Because I can never tell if you’re being serious or not. Everything seems ironic to you. Like a joke or something.” “Maybe I find. The floor of Mike's house developed unexplainable irregularitiesthat made it impossible to walk normally or to stand still. Instead, to havea conversation with someone each of us had to keep moving backwards and forwardslike acrobats on stilts. Everyone was completely naked but I had no recollectionof how or when we'd shed our remaining articles. The women's bodies becameirresistibly attracted to my body, like magnets, so that we'd crash into eachother, whereupon the momentum of our hands would. Mike must have liked it too, because he was standing there with his eyes closed and with a smile on his face. I was tweaking a nipple with one hand and running my fingers up and down my pussy slit when I heard Mike say, Im going to cum. I realized that I had been daydreaming. Id never seen a man cum before. Mark pulled Mikes cock out of his mouth and started jacking him off. Mike stood on his toes, arched his back and shot gobs of cum onto Marks chest. It was the sexiest, nastiest thing that I.