We order our main courses. The women select seared scallops in a tarragon white wine sauce and I order a large steak, medium rare. Kim points out, �...��Randy, I read recently that a large meal in your stomach draws the blood to digest it instead of going into an erection.” The waitress’ eyes pop out. I say to her, “In that case, ma’am, I would like a petite filet mignon, instead. Thank you.” The waitress turns with a smile. The drinks soon lubricate the conversation. “So you want me to tell. . “My husband spent so much time on the ocean while in the Navy. He would never go on a cruise, so I never went. He always told me that when he died, I could go anywhere and do anything I want. You both have shared so much of yourselves with me, I want to share this with you. I love you both with all my being. Merry Christmas! GRANDMA.” “Mom, it’s too much.” my mom says as she hugs Grandma. “Nonsense. I want to go, but I don’t want to go alone. It’s a Christmas singles cruise. We are all. . Ye chaska bdhta hi gaya..Fir mauka aaya valentine ka.. Hum ek disc me gaye bangalore me aur vaha khule me usne dare diya to maine smooch krdiya aur vo bs mar mitti fir toh. Us raat vapis room pe aaye aur sath sone ka bahana kar k full nyt maze kiye.. Mai uske upr aagya blanket me ghus k.. Aur french kiss krne laga.. Kya garam honth the uske aur upr se blanket ki grmi.. Kbhi uski gardan pe to kbhi kaan k piche..Vo bolne lagi k jo “sex-exciting points” btaaye the sb jgah kuch kro.. Mai uske. .. That’s where the thrills are. I know I’m a wee slut now. I love it. I am what he made me, and I want to show him just how far he’s pushed me ... And that’s why I’m here today.”Back to Jazmine, infront of the music shop – the window shutters are closed and the door has a ‘CLOSED’ sign on it. She’s there, wide-necked t-shirt hanging off her shoulder, looking up at camera.“My name is Jazmine Albert, or Jazmine Sandhu, and I want to have sex with a dog on television.”She backs away toward the.