I sat next to my best friend Britney . She's Asian like me , she's 5"5 [ tall motherfucker much! making me look short ] Shes something in the B cup a...rea , it's not like I'm bisexual or lesbian .I stare at my best friend's boobs ! No I'm just playing I go shopping with her she always buy sexy things to show to her boyfriend . But it's embarrassing right? She has small boobs , she's a little flat I guess . " Britney , what happened last night tho' like I'm goin' crazy this perv's friend. Her smile, though, was her most attractive feature. She looked incredibly relaxed and serene.She spoke softly saying: “Tell me a little about yourself?” I told her some of the basics. I shared that I am 45 years old, living by myself 40 minutes from the park entrance, and that I work part-time, making enough money to give myself the time to relax and enjoy my life.She interrupted me asking: “No, the facts are unimportant. I want you to share with me what matters to you. What is really. I must add that the silly looking George W. Bush mask really added to the hilarity of it all.Needless to say that Benji’s show was the crescendo of that night’s social. As Benji had been charging around the front yard, I was laughing so hard that I lost my balance and fell into the shrubbery. While stuck in the shrubs, laughing out of control, I got my shirt ripped and scratched myself enough to bleed. Finally, Nick and Psycho pulled me out of the shrub, all of us still laughing.We could not. Plz comment if this happens..It was a warm, spring day and I hurried home from school in great anticipation as today was my birthday. Every year my Mother would spend the day baking a birthday cake from scratch and shopping for my present. She never ceased to amaze me by her ability to find an incredible birthday present that always reflected her love for me. We had a very strong emotional bond having been on our own for the last 18 years and she had seen to it that I never wanted for anything..