On arriving I was informed that the club was strictly “Members Only”, and that the fee for the year was $50. The door fee would be $25. I filled o...ut the application form, and noted a whole load of “The undersigned agrees to blah blah blah” legal mumbo-jumbo, and who reads that stuff? I signed and paid my $75. I was handed a ticket with 24 printed on it. The show had yet to start. I glanced at the stage, and noted two things: there wasn’t a pole for the dancers, in the middle of the stage there. After two k**s and some weight gain (she is what you would call a BBW), it was rough sexually, I'm not exactly huge, I'm mildly thick but not very long lets say 6 1/4 long and 5 1/2 thick, so nothing super impressive. I know what your going to say, sex is just not about dick size, it has romance and desire involved in it, and a million other things. I can say your right on several levels, but when it comes down to the basics, if what you have is not hitting the right spots, things are just not. It was simply too stupid to go there, wonderful and shining Heaven on Earth, and be dressed from top to bottom like a nun. Before going to bars, we had gone sightseeing and it was something amazing. I had a sense that there was the resort area in the middle of apartment blocks and the sun shone on hotels and nothing more. There was exotic scenery around like fast-moving streams with small colored fish in them, paths of cobblestone and dirt was found nowhere. Many local guys and. Her pace slows, my heart leaps. She looks around, slipping her beach bag off her arm, and pulls out her towel. With great care, she lays it on the sand, not ten foot from my own. I can hardly hide my smile.She sits down, smoothing the towel around her. She pulls out a water bottle, reading book, and sun cream from her bag, before bunching up her dress, and pulling it up over her head.To my surprise, she is wearing a one piece costume underneath. And worse still, she starts to apply sun cream to.