” Wendy and Laura grinned at each other. “That’s right, Tom,” Laura said, “I’ve offered myself to be the something ‘diff...erent’ for your anniversary. Jack and I are swingers. We know it’s not everyone’s lifestyle preference so we tend to keep it secret from our neighbors. Jack is out of town right now, but I called him and got permission to help you and Wendy celebrate tonight. He only had one stipulation, but we’ll take care of that later.” “So what do you. For hours. Or I could get out of the car and help her. It was readily apparent that she wasn't going to make it into her apartment alone, at least not for some time. I took what I convinced myself was the high moral ground, and got out of the car.Locking it behind me with the remote, I walked over to where she was standing, feet apart, face down, trying fruitlessly to lower her skirt again, and becoming frustrated by the inability of her full hands to complete the job. I reached down, pulled. I could feel and hear from her movements and frustrated sounds that she was so hot.Then I told her to walk to the bar and get me another beer, and pointed out to her that no matter what the men would do, she had to let them.She raised and didn't even try to pull down her dress which was around her hips.At that point I knew I had found a real slave girl who wanted to be humiliated in front of strangers.She walked to the bar and stepped between two ugly fat men. She leaned forward between them. Perhaps I could come and listen to you." Certainly, if you like."I changed my mind about the sermon theme, and made some necessary changes to the service plan, ditching the set readings in favour of the story of Zacchaeus.For historical reasons, Methodist ministry is 'peripatetic' – meaning preachers travel around. Not to the extent of John Wesley, admittedly; usually within one "circuit" or grouping of churches. Ecclesall Circuit in Sheffield nowadays has eight churches, served by up to four.