‘Hello mate, what are you doing here …..’ he didn’t give me time to reply, ‘Do you fancy going out for a pint tonight?’ He was a mess and ...looked as though he had just got up with a hangover from last night, and probably had. ‘I’m not being seen anywhere with you, you scruffy dung heap!’ I laughed and punched him playfully on the arm. ‘I can’t go out tonight … family evening… you know. Anyway I’m not here to talk about getting pissed with you I came to see your mum…is she in?’ ‘Yeah, she’s out. Vince picked up his date in a stretch limousine, he had been in town for a few days and refused to allow Denise to see him. She might not have recognized him if she had. He was wearing a beautiful tuxedo and the usual mess that was his hair had been neatly styled. He had foregone his usual glasses for contact lenses and he was smiling a lot. Instead of his ‘geeky’ persona, he looked now like a semi-attractive college professor. He had even been thoughtful enough to bring a corsage. Of course,. Bht hi chota bt bht suder ghr tha. Sab chij badi manage ki hui and saji hui. Sir ne darwaja khola and bole aao bai aao baitho. Unhone aawaj lagai nidhi mera bag and sweets le aana nav ji aaye hai. Bag and sweets aa gai. Bag se chequ and sweet khane k liye offr kiya and bole ki nav ji apne ghr dilaya hai bade ache rate me. Apse deal kar k bada acha laga. Abhi hum rent pe hai and yanha new hai. Abhi flat me interior ka kam karana hai to kuch jan pecha hai kya jo acha or sasta kar de. Maine kaha. " All right...you win...after this, I'll keep my mouth shut." She had suretaken the wind out of my sails. I was about to embark on a radicalexperience, and I really had mixed emotions. I was both scared and excited."You know you're going to have to pass as a woman, in public, for 10days...and I better not be embarrassed on the ship or I'll deny knowing you,so you've got a lot of preparation to do. We'll go out this morning afterbreakfast to start shopping for you. You will be spending all your.