Then you can decide if I’m the man for the job.’ Squirming a little, she finally said, ‘Okay.’ ‘First, I would shut the water off at the hou...se meter. The supply nipple, sticking out of the wall, looks like it needs some attention. I wouldn’t want to break it and cause a flood.’ Sam looked down at her breasts and noticed two more nipples that he’d like to give some attention. ‘Do you have 3/8 inch, chrome-plated, brass nipples?’ Her lips made a crooked smile. ‘I don’t think so. But I could show. Why” he said “don’t you lick Mary before you fuck her” Mary piped up, “No he won’t and that’s why I’m always to dry down there and sex hurts” Rob replied, “ Gee mate, you should lick her cunt first” Mary and I weren’t used to dirty talk but I let it go. I said to rob that I didn’t know any of my mates that would do that and he said that he didn’t know of any man that wouldn’t before meeting me! I thought I would call his bluff and said , “ So if Mary was laying in front of you with nothing on. That’s only my opinion though. *** I wasn’t sure what to say when I was told by my supervisor that some film people wanted to come and pick my brain about my job. It was just my job, and although I thought about it a fair bit and even put those thoughts into a blog I’d started, that’s all it was. I didn’t consider myself the fount of all knowledge regarding waste collection. In any case, I agreed and was pleasantly surprised when the only person that turned up on the appointed day was Karen. Sally just smiled back down at him and said, "Yes you are," matter-of-factly before encouraging him to spend some time practicing with a littleof the regular makeup. With her help, Joe soon found himself with a lightshade of pick lipstick on his lips and a small touch of eye shadow abovehis eyes before his Aunt convinced him to finally apply some mascara.That took some getting used to, and Sally finally had to teach him thetrick of blinking his eyelashes over the mascara brush as he hold.