Whateva'should I do?" John had affected a pretty good imitation Southern belleaccent; think Vivienne Leigh in "Gone With the Wind." Hmmm," Anna said. ..."Please accompany me to the bedroom, and let's seewhat we can find." In a most gentlemanly, but firm way, Anna usheredJohn by his elbow into the bedroom."Excuse me, Sir," John said, "I don't see anything in here to help mydental hygiene" He flirtatiously batted his eyes again.Anna whipped off her underwear and pulled up her skirt "Perhaps. A far far different orgasm than vaginal. Just as satisfying, but less filling.Shit old man, Oops ... misspoke there. I mean No shit ... that's not right either. I think, before I get too far in to find my way out I'll go see Charley.Well, that was a bust. Bookies are like the government ... they want the part of your money that they call taxes upfront ... but refunds take longer. Rather than checking in every day, I asked Charlie to place an advertisement in the "Lonely Hearts" column of the. “Seriously?”“Yeah, when I turned sixteen. It was like a birthday present to me having the famous man fuck my virginity away. I’m not complaining, he was very gentle and did a good job while Marie watched over us.”“Oh, that horny old woman.”Kelly laughed and turned to me. She put down her glass on the wood railing and then gave me a tentative kiss on my lips. Her’s were soft and tasted of watermelon and wine. I guess it was her pinkish lipstick. I kissed her back, letting my tongue play over her. This is quite a change. Last week, temperatures hovered in the nineties during the day and dropped only to the lower seventies at night. Minnesota can be like that, nearly as bipolar as the mountains of Colorado.“Hey, Rob, any idea where the canning pot is?” Lorette calls from the other end of the garden, where she is crouched on the ground picking herbs.“Uh, last time I saw it was a couple months ago in the garage,” I call back.Ben and Elise came up to me, lugging buckets of tomatoes. “Where.