Col Lewis has been working an average of 20 hour days with no days off. This Sunday morning he has managed to drag himself out of bed and heads to the... chapel in town. He sits at the back and can't help but doze, even in these uncomfortable pews, as the chaplain delivers a brief non-denominational sermon. He rolls in discomfort as his memories flash back to sleeping on the wooden floor of his grandmother's establishment. He senses the delicate perfume of a woman as it activates his brain. And a new battery charger having finally realised that the one you’re trying to charge the battery with – is buggered. Put the car battery on charge with the new charger. Suddenly remember that a washing machine engineer lives just down the street. Chuck the starter, a bit of wire and a terminal into a carrier bag and go down to see him. Find out that he’s out but he’ll ‘get round to it as soon as he returns’. Go back 3 hours later to find that he’s unable to solder a new terminal to it ‘cos. Then she turned around and we started smooching, kissing and licking each other’s face. She stopped for a moment and reminded me that we had the whole night for ourselves and I don’t have to hurry.We made ourselves comfortable and sat on the couch. She poured herself a drink as I don’t drink. We started chit-chatting until her drink was complete.She slowly started teasing me by revealing her cleavage. We both were sitting close and so started cuddling each other. I held her waist and started. Woode looked blank, still trying to assimilate all the combinations.“I am Bendy Woods, my proper name is Janet but everyone calls me Bendy, because I am very flexible. This silent man my husband James Woods, who is known to everyone as Woodie.”Cyn offered them a seat. Robert cleared his throat, ready to make a speech.“You seem to be at a disadvantage. You are still clothed.” Woodie looked at his wife. Were they staying and joining in? Bendy solved the problem, standing up she removed her dress.