Herby the top mechanic at the largest bike shop on the island and my brother in law’s mentor happened to be hot on my heels and we entered the corne...r with foolish me trying to take the inside. Next thing I knew my hot shoe was being kicked out from under me as two riders were going faster and I got run over splat which made shreds of my pants and my shoulder. I should mention my ego as well.I was left with a broken collar bone and dislocated shoulder. My bike survived.I got taught a lesson by a. This isn't the middle ages any more. I see things. I hear things. I understand things. I have a pretty good idea of what your marriage is like."It sounds like you plan to just let Dad pamper you on vacation, then send him to the bathroom to jerk off like usual." That produced an agonized shriek from Arlene."You might as well just skip the vacation and start seeing a shrink." With that, Sarah turned and left the master suite. There was so much more she wanted to say, but she had run out of. I said, “I think one of us is in the wrong restroom.”To which she replied in a deep voice, “No honey, I’m in the right one,” and dried her hands, then sashayed out, those sweet cheeks swinging hard.Dopey me, I stood there as she dried her hands and left, my jaw on the sink, and the biggest hard-on in my pants, unable to say a word.I had another sexy dream that night about having a blind date. A dinner date where the conversation started about interesting things in our past while evolving to. Looking at my gown I thought it's a bit much just for the movies, but if it makes Cathy happy to be seen in identical clothes, then I wasn't about to spoil her fun. Julie came and did my hair, and helped me with my makeup, saying I needed to look beautiful. 'Mom' was impressed, and told me to have a great time out. I drove over to my old home and found mom waiting with a camera. She took my photo with Cathy, and she said we almost looked like twins, except for our hair. On the way to the.