My wife saw that pamphlets. There were contacts of different restaurants, massage and spa. She told me about the massage. I asked her does she need ma...ssage then i can give her.She told no and she wants to try professional massage. Then i made a call and asked if they can provide a couple massage. Receptionist told they have female who can provide massage to both partners. I requested them to provide the service. After one hour someone knocked the door. When my wife opened the door there was old. There was a top-of-my-head shaped hole on my side of the wall. If I’d run faster and harder I would have gone through the wall. Nothing could stop me. But my head hurt.Dad stopped me before I could try again. So I just screamed and screamed. My brother was talking too, maybe he was yelling at me. I don’t even know. I wasn’t hearing to his noise. All I could tell was Dad was holding me. His low voice helps to calm me, the sound, not the words. I don’t know what words he used. Finally, Dad got me. Well, this big ‘ol fat girl sees the man heading out back and runs around behind the fence. As soon as the man sticks it thru the hole, the fat girl picks up her muumuu and backs up to the fence.A while later the man returns and the clerk asks him “Well, what size will it be”? “Ah, forget them” the man replies, “I’ll just take 3 sheets of that plywood”!!People greatly underestimate the seriousness of the Y2K bug.After all, to fix the problem, a computer programmer needs to find a date ... and. " Oh ... you were going to warn them about me, were you?" she said with a stern look."No ... I just wanted to let them know that I had found the love of my life and ... and..." What's the matter, Ed? Run out of excuses?" she said with a raised eyebrow and a hand on her hip."I guess," I said, shamefaced."Well, next week I'll get to know a lot more about my Ed, won't I?" she smirked, wrapping her arms around me and giving me a loving kiss."I'm sure I'll be totally embarrassed."I was right, of.