"We look like rockstars," I replied. We embraced and and kissed each other deeply. I pulled away and wiped the lipstick off his mouth. "You ready for ...tonight?" I asked. "Because I promise you won't forget it."We headed off to dinner holding hands and grinning like teenagers on their first date. We arrived at the restaurant and enjoyed a delicious steak and seafood dinner along with two bottles of red wine. We laughed at the memories we had made over twenty years of marriage and the beautiful. The year leading up to this situation had been a most interesting one. ********** Falling in love with Lue, where my story starts What I have related here happened a bit more than half a lifetime ago. I was 37, Donald, husband of Luellen (forty years later, still am), father of three children aged 4 to 7 (who have since made us grandparents several times), self-employed consultant. My life up to that time had its ups and downs, but mostly ups. I did OK at school but couldn’t afford to go. We couldn't keep our hands off of each other. Everyone said we were the perfect couple and everybody envied us. I was so happy and so much in love that I had completely forgotten my past three disasters and the black cloud that had hovered over me.It was a Saturday and I had been playing golf with some friends. We finished our eighteen holes, had a few beers at the clubhouse and then I had headed out to go home. Walking toward my car I saw that the right rear tire had gone flat. I got out the. Today was a very special day for the Special Night establishment, becauseone of the richest men in the world was coming into his store looking forthe sluttiest dress imaginable.Hearing the bell ring, Jerry walked out to the front of the store.Marching for him, walking like he was possessed by a really effeminatedemon was Paul Tudor, CEO of Tudor Communications wearing a the mostintricately designed corset that he had ever seen.Walking up to the counter, Pansy Pumpscock struck a pose and said,.