* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.* You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.* Local Area Network in Austr...alia - the LAN down under.* Every calendar’s days are numbered.* A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.* A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.* He had a photographic memory that was never developed.* A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.* Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen. Lately, she seemed to be very reticent about our relationship and exhibited a coolness, even disrespect, toward me."I'm tired and you're lucky I have the strength to kiss and cook dinner. And by-the-way, you didn't take the garbage out before left for work and we have a full bag under the sink." I'll get the garbage later." I responded hoping to mollify herI could see her face turning red and I knew I was in for it."Why the hell can't it be now? You're always trying to put things off."This was. Two inches in diameter, almost three at the base. In short, it was an ugly, dangerous-looking weapon.Below my stalk lay my heavy scrotum, accentuated by virtue of the out-thrusting force of the lowered waistband of my sweatpants. My balls were large, to match my prick, almost avocado-like. My left testicle hung lower than the right, as always, adding to the intimidating, unrefined look of my manhood.I had been keeping my wiry, salt-and-pepper pubic hair trimmed back ever since I had initiated. And like I say, I will for sure okay it muy prontisimo.” I was smiling. “Oh, and it has to be by postal money order otherwise it gets put on hold for a period of time.”“Good, I need you to be safe,” I said. “And I will use the postal money order thing.”We talked about other stuff including even his business. He was doing real good. I was beginning to think that I might have to rethink my determination to not join him in his business. Well, I would be having a lot of time to be thinking about.