How much dirt is there in a hole ... that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?5. What word in the English Language ... is always spelled inco...rrectly?6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer ... How is this possible?7. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg ... Why not?8. What was the President’s Name ... in 1975?9. If you were running a race ... and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?10.. “Oh, so my gallant rescuer DOES have a name! Here, I had thought that I had been swept up either by the strong silent type, or by some desperado who did not want to let any witness know who he was.”My thus far nameless guest paused, sipping at her coffee. “And, no, I don’t believe we have been introduced. I’m Ashley. Pleased to meet you, although”, and she meaningfully glanced about to indicate my home and her under dressed state, “it appears that we are already, er, ‘acquainted’, so to. Like her bosom, her buttocks werealso flabby and bore stretch marks. There were wrinkles, too, in herface and crows' feet around her eyes. It was obvious that Charisma waspast her prime, not that she was by any means unattractive.Tiffany, on the other hand, was amazingly beautiful. Her Valentine'sheart-shaped face was framed by long, wavy blonde hair, and she hadwide blue eyes and full, sensuous pink lips. Even without blush, hercheeks were apple red. Her somewhat weak, pointed chin gave her. I appreciate your concern, I really do. She’s amazing and I know you still care at least a little.”“All right Michael, you have been warned,” he said now breaking into a big smile.I set my bag down and left the room with the two scores in hand. I was a little upset, but still focused on my immediate tasks at hand. I called Mom giving her my list of Overtures I needed from Brian and Jeff. She wrote them down and promised to get them on their way. It was an easy decision not to tell her anything.