"I looked at the device closely. The plank came through the back of the toilet so that it jutted out into the bowl. The other end of the plank extende...d out and was resting on another toilet bowl and had a circular hole cut in it. Half way along, there was a wide leather strap dangling down the side. I wondered what it would be like to be strapped on it, and my penis twitched at the idea of licking a load of cunts and being pissed on.I spent the rest of the afternoon fixing my bike. I also. First it was a boring but short clip of a man shagging a woman. Then it grew more interesting with two, well endowed blokes shagging a small Japanese woman. As the third film started he stripped off and massaged his cock until it grew hard again. The next film was of two twinks meeting in a shower almost as we had done ten minutes earlier. They wanked and massaged each other then moved onto oral sex. I took my cue and knelt down to suck his cock which he seemed to like very much. As I. "Everyone on the kickoff squad, get out into position."I stood and watched as eleven of my teammates rushed onto the field and got into position. Beside me Jason sighed as the crowd cheered our team. "Who are we playing?" Jason asked."I think this is the Foothills Foresters," I replied as we watched the kickoff. "I have to admit I didn't look too closely at the schedule.Jason snorted. "Neither did I, I was concentrating on just learning the playbook. I thought it would help make things easier.". As for Giz, he's been away for months."Glad to know we were alone, I pulled off my wig, which was about as hot as afur cap. "Giz? Shelby? Friends of yours?" Shelby Calleros is the one who took your call. She's my -- well, I considerher my secretary, but she gives herself one of those fancy businesswomantitles. Sometimes she carries on like we're married, except that she won'tjump into the sack." He broke off abruptly, uncertain whether or not hisremark was off-color in my company. Since I've.