"It looks like it'll have to happen sooner or later that we get an all-nude kids' show, and if we work with Uncle Charlie he'll move heaven and earth ...to do it right. But really it's up to Tanya if she wants to do it. Honey, how do you feel about wearin' your PJ's on set all day long? And lettin' the world's home audience see you in 'em?"Kim held her breath. Mitch and Anita waited anxiously. Tanya stared at her salad. Finally she nodded her head."Yes, Kim, you're right, I was expecting someday. After a couple of games, a couple of guys dropped their quarters to play the winners. Alan and I made sure we lost. We watched the girls flirt shamelessly with them. Every time Kelly bent over the table for a shot it seemed more likely than not a tit would pop out. Toward the end of the game one actually did. One of the guys slid behind her and offered to help her with her problem. She stood up and leaned back into him.He opened her shirt wider and pulled out the other tit and started to play. "The Businessman replied, "I think I'll donate £350,000 to the Fire Brigade Benevolent Fund in honour of these brave souls."And the Scotsman said,"Why kin they no play at night?These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both endsAnd is now growing in the middle.****BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye.****CHICKENS:*The only animals you eat before they are born and after theyare dead.****COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes. "I'll think about it, okay?" Carol said. "Well I have to put my vacation request in soon so don't take too long!" Anna said. The subject was dropped then and the girls went on with the visiting, talking about Anna's work and all the latest gossip and family news. A couple days later, Carol called her friend at work. "Hi Anna!" "Hi Carol, what's wrong?" Anna asked, surprised and concerned that Carol called her at work. She didn't usually do that. "Nothing's wrong, hon. I just wanted to tell you.
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