Dalrymple demanded."My fiancée. William and I are to be married. I do apologize for not telling you sooner, Mother. The decision was relatively recen...t."Mrs. Dalrymple appeared to be swelling to quite double her former volume. "Young lady!" she thundered. "I did not give permission for any such undertaking!"Beatrice flinched a bit at this onslaught, and her lower lip trembled minutely, but still she stood her ground. "No, you did not," she said, with just the faintest hint of sulkiness. "We did. The doctor in the ER said, "Aspergum, George for the pain." So, G asked at the drugstore, for Dentyne and Juicy Fruit, those are his favorite flavors. George thought a lot about sex, but he also thought about a lot of things. Such as why cows are fed salad? His mom had to correct him, that silage and coleslaw were two different things. George just smiled at his mother, but he really just had gas. Pamela liked George and flirted with him during the week. His mother thought it was cute, but. Elaine is an elementary schoolteacher in the city. Our sex life, while once robust, has become, I don't know, stagnant. Yeah, that's the right word. It's not going anywhere these days, and hasn't been for the past five years. Elaine simply quit having sex with me and shows no interest in ever having sex with me anymore. At first I thought she was seeing someone, but that simply wasn't the case. I have asked her on several occasions to please go seek counselling with me, but she said that no. "I don't have any... I'd have to borrow from Judy." She said."Judy? Who's she?" I asked. "My neighbor. I'll be down in a 'ogenblik'." (That means instantly), and then half naked, she disappeared and reappeared with Judy."Nice to meet you," introduced Judy and stuck out her hand. I shook it, studying her carefully. 50-ish, light brown lady, probably from a Caribbean origin, chubby, almost fat, smiley, pretty and quite glamorous. Even though she was black, she was just light enough to detect her.