Having some me time. I never expected the response that our first adventures, So many nice people have emailed me and been so supportive, that I just ...had to write again. A couple of weeks ago, as I write this, we decided to go see a movie. Now, the funny thing is that I hadn't planned on doing anything crazy that night...but apparently, My father in law had other ideas.We got there a little late. By the time we got our tickets and popcorn...I gotta have my popcorn...the previews had already. You turned, long blonde hair swaying, looking at me with your bright blue eyes and apologizing in that cute southern accent. You didnt know it at the time but I did. I was going to make you mine, no matter what the cost.I kept following you and your friends, all so cute but you, you really stood out. I couldnt help but fantasize about your life story. I wished I could walk up to you, but I knew you wouldnt accept me, not with your friends around. I needed to get you alone. But how? What am I. "Yes... well..." She stared at it for a long moment, then lowered her face until it was only a few inches from the page and glared myopically at it. "Yes, well, you see... the thing is..." She seemed to make up her mind about something, straightened her back with false pride, and handed the map back to me. "The thing is, actually, that I can't... I can't... read."I was shocked into inaction. All I seemed to be able to do, for the moment, was to stare unbelievingly."Well, I suppose I really must. "Let see if this works," muttered Sally as she switched onthe CD player she'd also brought in. Different sounds of flowing waterdrifted across the room. The sounds ranged from somebody filling a glassof water to a dripping tap. A few seconds into the sound of crashingwaves a stream of urine flowed out."Oh well done," crowed Sally. "Try and stop the flow."After a few attempts, he managed to succeed. Gradually feeling themuscles Simon managed to stop and restart the flow a few times before hewas.