In front of her was Kevin, her boyfriend of two years. She had her arm over his waist with her hand wrapped around his growing manhood. As she felt th...ese men’s growing manhood, she thought about which one she wanted most. Each had traits she loved and needed. What brought this on happened a lot earlier in the day, when her boyfriend caught her fucking her classmate. Twelve hours ago, Ashlee lay in her bed nude sleeping, dreaming of her classmate. She loved how he used his big, fat, long cock. Was he--? Yes he was. Monday was hitting on the smelly bird lady.Even weirder, she seemed to be responding favorably. As Monday rubbed her back with his hand she started making a cooing sound, like a huge pigeon.This was too weird for me. I sucked on the fatty, gave it back to Monday, and then headed to the washroom to take a leak. When I came back out the living room was empty, and Monday's bedroom door was closed.Oh HELL no! I banged on the door until Monday opened it, all pissed off."Dude!". Anyway, hope you’re enjoying it. Still married, I guess? Me, I never married and gave up full-time nursing some years ago. Work a few days in a hospice when needed but, like you, I’ve virtually retired. Little surprised you’ve forgotten about retiring to the coast. You talked about it when we had our first week’s holiday by the sea. Still, it was a long time ago, love’s young dream. So, where did you retire to? Still up north? Right, at the end of this note, I’ll leave my e-mail address and, if. K. I think I've heard enough for the moment. Go ahead. What do you want to ask?" What do you have going on down there?" Megan asked coyly."What do you mean?" I replied."You know what I mean, Mom. You asked about me being shaved. So I want to know about you. Are you shaved? Are you trimmed? Maybe you have a chia pet growing down there?" You little... ," I began, but I couldn't finish because we were both laughing so hard. I couldn't believe I was now laughing at my daughter's pubic hair jokes..