“Mrs Askew I wouldn’t say anything and you would be my hero for helping me, I would only want you to point to the hole that it goes in” I say wi...th hope. She doesn’t say anything for a while, almost thinking about it, well that’s what it looks like. She looks at me and unbelievably she says “Can’t believe I’m gonna fucking do this, but here is a pussy” and with that she pulls her robe off her legs, leans back a bit and opens her legs. There in front of me is a pussy, a hairy used pussy. I can’t. There was a girl who he was very serious about, but they broke up about a month before. He also said he was still affected by the breakup and hadn't dated since.I felt a little sorry for him, but couldn't help but feel ecstatic at the same time. A month! I kept thinking to myself. Assuming he was being honest with me, which might be a big assumption, he was without sex for a month. I also felt sorry for the poor girl who could no longer enjoy his big dong.Getting a little bolder for the third. Mai and I were on top of each other, relaxing from the hard fucking we got together, she looked me in the eyes, kissed me on the lips, and said “mom, I am going down between your legs, I want to taste your pussy please, I am dying to eat it, I have not had enough of my mom’s sweet pussy”I looked her in the eyes giggling, I kissed her on the lips too saying “well, since we have turned to being a pair of sluts, the mother and daughter, fucked together, sharing the same cock, why don’t you flip. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.5. How the Hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?6. Was learning cursive really necessary?7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.10. Bad.