0 average." You're kidding." That's not the half of it. Like I said, the other two, one's fourteen and the other's fifteen and they did better than th...at. Both of THEM graduated last spring and they are graduating with engineering degrees in two years, too."All I heard on the phone was him sucking a breath in sharply."You need to come by the office one day and visit. They'll be glad to see you and give you a tour of the place." It's an engineering office. What's there to see?" Certainly not our. " Yours maybe, but not mine. She's nuts about my slut ass." Well, your ass goes with my ass, so we're not taking any risks. News travels fast. She was on the phone hearing something very shocking when we came in here. We can wait." I can't. I'm horny. I wanna get fucked, and not by a vegetable or a hot dog." Be patient. You have a date." No I don't. I'm just next. He won't get tired of fucking Eve for months." Then, we'll wait months." Mooooum!" It won't be months, Jackie. I'm thinking next. "PREP STUD!!!!!!!" SHE-DEVIL!!!! How are you doing, Jessie?" Wonderful. How you doin'?" Hangin' in there." You put up a good front, Warren. How miserable are you, is what I should have asked?" Well, you know, Jess. Doing the best I can." Yeah. Crash just told me about your extra-cirricular activities. Five different girls in a month? You're trying to live up to that nickname, aren't you?"Warren laughed. "It's something to do, you know?" And you're making lotsa girls real happy, I know, I speak. It had been 19 years since I moved and a couple months since we last talked, so I was surprised when his wife called to tell me he had died. He told her I was the best friend he ever had. I went to the funeral and his wife Connie said I could stay at their house while in town. I met Carolyn their daughter who was going to collage. She was very nice looking, good body and real friendly! I had been there several days and was on my computer checking on a job I had going on. I.