"Please warn me when your going to stick me with that thing," she asked. but by the time she finished asking it was over with. "That' the first time a...nyone did it on the first try, and it didn't hurt," she said."Now you can have your drink and take your shower," I told her. "By the way I also need a urine sample so take this cup with you." She took the cup and headed for the shower, she returned twenty minutes later."Okay dad," she said. "I guess I'm ready when you are." I finished my coffee. So, today, you’re not. Now, I figured the reason you went to school before was the same reason I did, you didn’t really want to be on your own if you didn’t go, so, this year, you’re not going, and you’re not going to be on your own when you don’t go. Okay?”Who could argue with that? “Er ... Okay.”“Good. So, put your bag back in the house, then come and get in the car.”I did as I was told and then, as she pulled away from the kerb, I asked, “So where are going?”She glanced at me before watching. "no, no. I just noticed that you had a thong on. I know that sounds weird, but are you dude?" I asked, exyremely embarrassed, and biting my lip. "I'm a crossdresser," he whispered into my ear, "don't tell no one." he smiled playfully.I laughed a little, "That's cool, I won't tell." My eyes found there way to his crotch. I could see no buldge or anything, just dark blue short shorts. He noticed, and placed his hand over the front of his shorts, "what?" he asked, a little embarrassed. "Its just. "When they sat at the bar at the Rathskeller, the bartender asked, "The usual?" Huh?" said Sandy, "you remember us? It's been three months." Dry martinis with olives. I never forget a cleavage."Sandy dropped her eyes and flushed."Hey, it was a compliment. You two reek of class. Didn't mean to embarrass." It's okay," said Jan. "That night was an unusual circumstance." Too bad, I'd love a repeat, although several patrons complained about their ophthalmology bills. Seems a lot of eyes popped out.