”The teacher rolls her eyes and says, “OK, now use it in a sentence.”Little Johnny responds, “Urinate, but if you had bigger tits you would be... a ten.”Can’t sleep < SlappyYou >Don’t you hate it when you can’t sleep because you are reminded of a mistake you made 2 years ago?I hate it when my kid cries in the middle of the night!Limerick An accident really uncanny Befell a respectable granny; She sat down in a chair While her false teeth were there And bit herself right in the fanny.What did Fap. I mean, sure, why not. After everyone had a chance to chow down it was time to get back to work. Craig was hard, rested and ready.I positioned myself so that I was on all fours with one camera pointed directly at my ass and the other two had good side views. The hand held guy just went where he wanted. Craig got behind me and started tongue fucking my pussy and licking my ass a bit. He doesn’t usually do that but damn it felt good. After a few minutes of this he must have figured I was ready.. BANG!An intensely freezing, frontal beam of mist energy hit Grandmaster Kartion, lifting his body from the ground and sending him hundreds of meters backwards.The cold attack, however, was a blessing in disguise. Were it not for its sharp coldness, Grandmaster Kartion's mind would have still been muddled, providing Karns and Kardelion an opportunity to follow up with another attack while his body was weakened.With a clear mind, Grandmaster Kartion kicked the air, Kinetic Force shooting him up. Katie Grabbed Helens hair and jerked her head back very painfully.She let go of Helens arm and started slapping her Moms face while holding her hair and pulling her head backwards slap slap slap slap spit and snot flew out of her moms mouth and nose Katie was pissed now and slapped the shit out of her mom for about a full minute Helens face bright red and stinging terriably Uncle uncle let me go. Katie let go of her.
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