’ I sit him down, take the glass of wine and place it to his lips. He sips it. I follow by licking his lips and giving him a soft kiss. I then proc...eed to feed him his meal, bite by bite, allowing him to slowly chew and swallow before offering the next. Once I have finished feeding him, I lead him to the bathroom. Inside the tub is filled with hot soapy water, the bubbles are high. Without a word being spoken, I undress him, and once he is naked, glide him into the tub. I start the whirlpool. The third broke off the glove and the fourth hit the goalie in the mask and broke the head right off. The last one missed the net high and shattered the Plexiglas behind the net. That woke me up from the rage I felt and the tunnel vision receded. I looked around and there were a bunch of people looking at me in shock. Oh shit.I grabbed up my pucks and the pieces of wood from the cut-out and by that time the Zamboni driver was on the other side of the boards looking at me."Sorry, I kind of zoned. "We're looking to have a sort of party," one said."More like an orgy," another clarified."For us and all our guys back at the club where we hang," added the third."And," the first picked up the thread again, "you're just what we need asour sort of an Entertainment Commitee."Throne said in a terrified voice, "I'm Tasty. And I'm available." Healmost went on to say that his wife had put him here, requiring him towork at being a sissy slut whore until he earned three grand, the amountshe said. I received several verbal ‘pats.’ It was a good beginning to 1999.I was invited to give a Tuesday talk at the Entomological Society of Queensland in Brisbane and at the end of April I flew to Townsville via Sydney to represent the CSIRO at the Australian Society of Sugar Cane Technologists (seriously; they’re very concerned about insect pests and Kevin knew of my paper on detrimental arthropoda).When I got back to the lab on May 3rd, I found a heavily engraved envelope: it was a formal.