. A man walks into a pastry shop and orders 5 pies, 3 sausage rolls and 2 cakes. As he leaves the shop he stumbles across a homeless man on the footpa...th who says, “I haven’t eaten for two days”, to which the man with the pastries replies; “I wish I had your willpower”!!!Jack: Just bought a hearing-aid for two dollars!Jill: What kind is it?Jack: Quarter past ten.A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.Tech support: Are you running it under windows?Customer:. As time went on our conversations turned sexual with him joking about how many girls I had played around with and so on. Well, I hadn’t because I was only just 13 and had jock thoughts on my mind not girls. Oh, by that time I was really into masturbation and walking around with a perpetual hardon 24/7. I told Jack, the manager, that I really hadn’t messed with girls but admitted that I beat off a lot. He laughed and told me that was what guys do and he did too. Well, that was a relief because I. I felt sad for her and asked her to come close to me. She came near with wet eyes and I rubbed her arms to give her a soothing effect (but honestly, I just availed of this opportunity).With one breast exposed and the gentle rub to her, I was feeling excited and wanted to smooch her. I controlled. Days passed and I decided to use her for massaging services. I started wearing blouse and petticoat whenever she and I were alone in house. By now she was pretty comfortable seeing my exposed breasts. I left the screen door shut and shout, “I’ll open the garage door, come around.”When we meet up in the garage, I told him, “Sorry about that, I don’t want those pesky mosquitoes in the house.”　“No problem,” he says.　I lowered the garage door.　He must be a new guy, I have not seen him before. He’s about thirty five or so. Tall and slim and gorgeous as hell. He’s clean shaven, grey hair, wears glasses, and he’s wearing shorts. Which I’d like to get off!He had a package for me which I had to sign.