. They don’t have time.He said ... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?She said ... We don’t know; it has never happened.He... said ... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?She said ... They already have boyfriends.She said ... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?He said ... A widow.He said ... Why are married women heavier than single women?She said ... Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge. I knew that if anything happened, we would both regret it in the morning.I had to get her to sleep. Only then could I escape and go back to the couch, so that when she woke up, there would be nothing to regret. Unless she remembered any of this. She'd regret that. But that could be laughed off. It could be blamed on the vodka. Vows could be made not to drink like that again. Things would calm down.So I let her pull me into the bed and lay beside her. I positioned myself on the edge of the bed,. I had TOO much money. Scattered in coffee cans around the house, I had nearly $1,500. That was way too much money for a doctor to accumulate on short notice, but I was really uncomfortable just leaving it lying around. I would like to put it in a bank, but that raised other problems. First off, I would have to find a banker I trusted that much. Bankers have a bad habit of taking depositors' money and using it for speculation, particularly in land and cotton. They get overextended and along. Alex wasn't sure what he meant. "One, two, three!" Chester leaned hard to the side, so Alex did the same. The cluster of men and monsters shifted; Alex felt it begin to pivot -- Chester was trying to go somewhere. Alex leaned into it, driving with his legs, and the pack started moving, picking up speed until they were nearly running... ... and then KaWhump! slammed into a wall. Elf-grips slackened for just a moment, but it was enough. The group broke apart, Alex and Chester each twisting and.