. can you picture an Elf queen pulling a train? That would have been very sexy, as would Bilbo buggering Frodo, too,” Mom announced, making Dad chuc...kle and his cock stiffen a little by now, with more than a little time elapsed by then.“Any more talk of that, and I’ll have to bring up the idea of wife-swapping between Aragorn and Arwen on their end and Faramir and Eowyn on theirs. Picture Eowyn getting hammered by Aragorn at last, while Faramir sticks it to Arwen’s sweet Elvish ass but good. I. Say enough to get two musketeers drunk, and then ply her with it till her head is a-wobble on that pale neck. Then simply take what you wish. Be it mouth, cunt or her rose-curled anus. How much simpler a task could you hope for in this life? Fool! Oh, you wish for romance…Oh, how silly of me. You are of course in love! You wish to give her not your pigmied prick, but rather your heart, to your lady fair. I should have known, since you have not only the look but the bearing of a mental. ..i never had a gf for more than a month i only kissed''''lick it its nice''i licked and lickit tasted nothing but a bit saltyhim looking holding the toy to my mouth''finger it , yeah like that its nice make the pussy wet ''and i liked it againhe left me hold it and suck the pussy toy laying on the bed his pijama pull down, his nice 7 inch black cock out all hard ''wooooo what you doing im not gay or anything''''oh no no you stupid or what me neither i want that pussy on my cock, come here and. I asked a couple of bartenders what the prospects were for a decent job. The answer I got was that there were plenty of jobs around, but they didn't pay enough to live on. About the only way, now days, to make a living wage was to be an armed guard for somebody. There was a lot of banditry going on, probably because of the low pay for honest work, so there were a lot of jobs open for a hired gun.Well, I didn't care much for being a hired gun, but there was no doubt that I was qualified for that.