I walked outside and a woman shrieked at me. "That man's not wearing any clothes!"I looked down, and realized I had forgotten to put on anything. I ra...n back into my house and put on shorts and a T-shirt. I walked down the street and walked into a shop."Uh... " I found myself in front of the counter. "I... want... um... some..." I found myself at a loss for words."What?" said the impatient storekeeper."That *stuff*," I said. "That *stuff*." Gee, that only narrows it down to a few *MILLION*. Then everybody notices it as well. "Damnnn we so focused that dark already." Said one of the members. "yeah, we nearly finish is a project. It all thanks to Tony here! Without him. We would not end this fast!" one team member happy put his arm around back of your neck. You smiled and said,"Oh no, please it not just me it everybody here that make the project possible!" you said nervously.The chief walk toward Tony with a smiled and said "the kid is right! It because of you jackasses here. We. People should be out and..."I saw the enemy uniform in the tree line to the right and spun and dropped to a knee while bring my rifle up, "ENEMY RIGHT!"I aimed and fired but it was at the same time as the enemy opened up. They were not just in the right tree line. They were in the village and fired from inside the houses and from under them. They were in the trees to the left and behind us and there was the whistling scream as mortar rounds began falling.The lieutenant screamed as he was hit.. ‘No, not yet. This is It’s first dick cleaning. The fucking thing can’t even get that right.’ he answered. ‘Well as punishment for disobedience, why not make it French kiss the urinal rim.We would love to see how it reacts to that.’the suit replied. ‘Great idea. It is new to this and finds it all revolting, so that should be an excellent punishment. My heart gave a thump and I took in a deep breath. The bastard. I took a quick glance at the urinal rim.There was dried piss all around the lip.