Well, I’m embarrassed to say so, but people keep telling me that I’m a ten. Of course, I’m too modest to accept that approbation, but I must adm...it, they’re probably right.”“You?” I think the tone of my voice probably showed my disbelief.“That’s what they tell me,” he said smoothly, although his eyes had narrowed at my response, so he was probably a bit upset.“I’ve never heard anyone say that,” I commented, trying not to upset someone who seemed to be looking out for me. “Although I do tend to. I laughed at it as it chewed and cried. ?say thank you for the food cunt??thank you? it said prettily?your very welcome?Then i kicked it, ?keep fucking eating i didn’t say u were finished? it chewed and munched for a while and then i suppose the chillis got to it and it began to gasp, ?you want a drink???please? it replied, I thought you got it and went to the refrigerator, i knew there was milk in their some where, it had expired a week ago, and i hadn’t gotten rid of it yet.?open your mouth. She taunted me with “What kind of cake are you going to give me for my birthday?” My mind began to reel with all sorts of naughty thoughts. So here I sit alone with my thoughts of Julie, with an erection pressed hard against my boxers. I can feel it’s gentle throb, begging for attention. I squeeze my thighs tightly together, in an effort to massage my cum laden balls. I close my eyes and I picture her and all her naked glory standing before me…her beautiful face, her small firm breasts, her. Well.Lou actually kind of liked GF. But the man’s full name was God Fucker and he had thought that an appropriate joke on first meeting with someone he had never met was to start cracking on about harems.But of all the culture that he had studied – from the Chinese poets of Wang Wei, Li Bai, Du Fu to the works of William Shakespeare to the songlines of the Aboriginal peoples (such as had survived) – the only myth that came to mind to succor him in this moment of great personal dread ... was.