W. Van Buren St. & Wabash Ave.Grabbing Angelo's copy of the Sun Times Morning Edition, Mike drifted over to the delivery entrance of the bakery prepar...ing for the morning's ritual exchange. It still struck him as a dirt cheap price for a cup of the best coffee in the City. The aroma that greeted his nose was like the caress of a long lost lover and he stood entranced for a moment, leaning into it to savor it in full."Angelo, I swear you use magic to brew coffee like that!!" Mike shouted, over. You take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?NOW THAT’S A JEWISH MOTHER!✧ ✧ ✧From dorsetmike‎She says “Why don’t you say you love me anymore?”He replies “I said it once, I’ll let you know if the situation changes.”✧ ✧ ✧This one is from fmwarmac‎So I asked my wife, “Why do you keep buying plants when you just kill them?”She said, “To remind you what I’m capable of.”✧ ✧ ✧Last week I bought a brand new boomerang, even though I can’t seem to get rid of the old. His name is SSgt Hiram Isaac Sherman. He and his wife Gayle had three children. I immediately tried to contact Hiram.'Hiram Isaac Sherman, do not be alarmed, speak to me only in your mind, do not speak aloud, do you understand me Hiram?'I did not get any return so I spoke again, louder and more commandingly. 'Hiram Isaac Sherman, do not be alarmed, but you must speak to me in your mind only! Answer me, NOW!'A very weak voice came to me, 'Master, you called me? Is this the almighty Allah that is. The arm holes allowed her bikini top to easily be seen . I drove to the mall and told her I wanted her to try on some tennis shoes. She knew what I wanted and she showed her pussy off to several salesmen at the mall. One black salesman was wearing dress slacks and his hard cock could easily be seen when he stood up. My wife told me later that he tried his best to get her to go into the back from to fuck. I asked if she would fuck a black guy and she said he had fucked a couple before we met. As.