A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you mean,... almost?' The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.'The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again.For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box.'The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor. I leaned forward slightly and closed my eyes, inhaling the steam that rose from my plate. Once more I licked my lips. My mouth was watering in anticipation of the first bite of a perfectly prepared filet. I was a picture of intense concentration. It infatuated her to watch me savor the sensory aspects of my meal. She sized me up as a woman who could not be hurried.She figured that I was probably thorough in everything I did. She crossed her legs again, with a pleasing little pinch in private.I. " I do hope you liked it enough to want more than just oral sex myself." Mmmm, I more than liked it, I loved it. You really do have a sweet taste just like your mom has and from the feel of your love hole down there, you feel like you are tighter than your mom is and she is tight, I have to say." Since you and mom have been together, you have treated us three k**s like we are your own and you have put out so much to help me out and now this. Over the last couple of years that I've lived with. Im not sure why but I like it thenwhen he calls me darling. I know it's wrong because Im a guy but somehowit feels right too. I just can't explain it."You have a lovely smile you know love......" I then hear him say as Idrink some of my wine and pull out another cigarette from my handbag. Myhandbag? Why do I own a handbag? And then I notice the red lipstick andall the other makeup I have in there along with my purse and a packet ofcondoms. Why would a guy have this? But then I shock myself even.