Rumors of Sholim's wrath, tales of his army's departure on missions of vengeance crisscrossed the city like ripples on a pond. None dared risk becomin...g the next target of Sholim's fury."Why can't we strike now?" Shantar fumed, pacing endlessly back and forth the length of the cramped underground room, ducking his head to miss the low ceiling beams. "We have the weapons. We have the men. Princess Ashaia is in Talai, with her force of swamp dwellers, and most of Sholim's army is out of the way.. I'm a real Victoria Secrets type! Why would you want pictures of your old mother?" she asked."Mom you are far from old. In case you haven't looked at yourself in the mirror lately, you are very pretty. I mean the camera doesn't lie and it really likes you. C'mon Mom pose for me for a few more pictures... please?" I asked."All right," she said, setting her wine glass down. She stood up. "What do you want me to do?" she asked, smiling."Well, let's start with you putting your hands on your hips. Budgie says “I had to remove my jacket for that one but, I’m a Glasgow Budgie and I’m as hard as nails!”A man walked into a pub with a full grown alligator. Everyone stared.The man said when he had everyones attention - “I will put my organ into the alligators jaws if someone will buy me a drink.Very quickly a free bottle of drink with the top off was thrust into his hand and his bluff was called.Calmly the man unzipped and did as he promised - the alligator snapped its jaws shut with an earth. Me: but ki?Keya: oi ektu aste aste rub krchiMe: skirt er opor diye?Keya: na sona, skirt er tolay panty er opor diyeAmader conversation cholte choltei keya pouche gelo. Puche guye msg krloKeya: aj direct dhokabe, tepatipi chosa chusi anek hyecheMe: aj darling mood e ache mone hocheKeya: 7 bochor dhore uposhi ache ei gud ta aj uposh bhangboAmi room e dhuke dekhi o bed e suye ache. Amk dekhe bed thk uthe boste chaichilo but ami sei sujog dilam na. Oke thele bed e suiye dilam. Ekta sky color er.