We weren’t surprised when we arrived just after dark to find the four of them nude, the two beds stripped down to the bottom sheets, half a dozen pi...llows on each, and a stack of towels on bedside tables. They were well prepared. After we’d acquired drinks Russ asked the five of us if we minded if he took on the role of MC for the night. Of course no one minded. We already knew he was a pharmacist but, none the less, we were a bit surprised when he announced he had some performance enhancements. When I see them, I hit the stop button on my machine immediately, getting off the elliptical as quickly as possible. Empty outfits are pouring from the women's locker room, one after the other. Spandex pants and tight round compression shorts topped by either tight tees and bobbing sports bras, and a couple of the outfits even have white socks and sneakers marching of their own accord. Now almost everyone is reacting to the spectacle, most of them running, hiding, or stuck fast in shock--even. I got scared. I mean really SCARED! Well that was the incident that drove me to BooBoo's Cave (a room name). The room was full of people having a great time. Naturally, Mr. Assfucker followed me to the room. I asked him to please leave me alone, but to no avail. Just then BooBoo, the op of the room intervened in my behalf. He told the jerk to leave me alone. When the jerk wouldn't stop, he booted him right out of the room. That made him a hero in my eyes. BooBoo asked if he could speak to me in. I mean of course we can. This is just a complete surprise. I guess I knew at the back of my mind this could happen, but now it's very real. That's all," Judy replied."Well as I said.I'm not like asking for child support or anything like that. I've wanted to be a mom forever. You know ever since you were like crawling and you just learning to ride a bike. You know now I'm pregnant with my nephews baby. You gave me a great gift. This isn't a liability or anything like that. There will just be 5.