" Dan found himself replying weekly. "Could you getoff my lap please, as I can't get to the drive in my pocket with you onme, and quite frankly I'm no...t that comfortable with you being sat there?"With that Wendy slid off his lap and let his fish out the USB drivebefore he handed it over. Things would start to really hot up soon itseemed once he'd retrieved the camera.************************************************************************If you enjoyed my work here, check out my two novels under. Maybe two or three would be larger than average and the rest would all be in the six inch range." She paused and looked at me. "Why are you looking at me like that?" I'm seeing a different you. All of this 'nigger', 'cock', and 'fuck and suck' talk has kind of set me back on my heels." That was the purpose honey, to get your attention." I don't understand." I'm driving home the fact that I come with baggage. If you want me you have to know what you are getting into. There isn't a prejudiced. You’ll have to Boogle or Ging them!”I laughed at her Spoonerism joke. Spoonerisms were an in joke between the two of us that dated back to our childhood friendship. We’d seen an episode of the Two Ronnies show when Ronnie Barker took off the 19th century academic Dr William Spooner and we had played with the idea of Spoonerisms on and off for years. It had always irritated Louise. Well, BFD, bitch!“I’ll do that,” I said.We parted company and, back in my office, I Boogled and Ginged Private. “Oh fuck! You’re so good, Bill. So good,” she moaned as she held on tight with her legs and arms. Wanda was the best fuck I’d ever had.When our mutual orgasms were over, I rolled over and pulled her on top of me. She laid her head on my shoulder and we both went right to sleep.An hour later, she woke up and said, “I need to wash the chlorine out of my hair.”“Let me do it for you.”“Really?”“Yes. I want to feel your soapy hair in my hands.”“Mmm. That sounds sexy.”“It will be.”So, we jumped in the.