I could tell she needed some affection. She was only in a light shirt with a deep neckline that proved she had on no bra. The shirt was long and cover...ed the top of her pajama bottoms. “oh David I have missed you honey.” She said into my shoulder.“I missed you too Ma” I said squeezing her tighter. “Lets close the door before you catch a cold"We sat in the front room and talked till early in the morning. She had had a couple of drinks so she was more chatty than usual. She poured her heart out. Mom grabbed the remote control and tried to turn it off, but it wouldn't turn off. "What the hell?" Mom said to herself. For some strange reason, the movie started to fast forward and stop every 15 seconds. As this happened, moaning noises could be heard. "Mmmmmmmmmm, ooohh, aaaahhh!" Mom and I froze and looked at the T.V. A scene appeared in which the man was fucking his wife from behind. I looked at Mom. "Unplug it!" Mom said. I unplugged the DVD player and the T.V. We couldn't believe what. Oh, you dont have to be afraid of me, Little Red, I was just wondering what kind of goodies you had in that hood of yours, he said as he raked his eyes over my body resting his eyes on the smoothness of my legs. My, what lovely legs you have. Leave me alone, I mumbled. And what lovely breasts you have, he continued. I said leave me alone! I said louder. I tried not to sound scared as I attempted to push past him to escape to the haven of the pounding music and strobe lights. He caught me by the. . You must be a bunny rabbit!’Then he said, ‘I can’t thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?’The snake replied that he didn’t know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake said, ‘Well, what kind of an animal am I?’So the bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied,‘You’re hard, you’re cold, you’re slimy, and you haven’t got any balls ... You must be a politician.’Haircut(Blessed are those who can give without remembering ....