I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.... Any comments?”His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night ... whether you’re here or not.”✧ ✧ ✧Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife - Cold. For one inhibition to be overcome—most likely suicide—is very rare. To have both the inhibitions against murder and suicide violated at one time borders on impossible. Four well-behaved slaves killing their high-profile owners within 50 kilometers of each other and within ten days is, well, the saying is that once is an accident, twice is coincidence and three times is enemy action. I want to brainstorm who is responsible for killing those senators. The slaves were NOT responsible." You have. But the truth is, every word she told me turned me on. I had to get her to leave as I had to pretty much masturbate right there. Hearing how my beloved was caught by someone I know… oh god. It turns me on more than I ever thought.Oh, I should add, I knew he was out last night. It was me that arranged the date. You see, I love my boyfriend, but he and I have a good understanding. If he feels the need to dip his wick in another pot, he and I work it out together. Or more, I take charge of it. I. A deep sigh from Laura as I sank half my cock into her let me know that this was OK. I pushed a little more in, careful not to penetrate her too deeply. One of the disadvantages of a long cock is the risk of hurting the girl you're humping by smashing your cock into her cervix. Some women can take more than others can. Laura appeared to be able to take all of me and soon my balls were touching her clit. 'Oh, fuck. It feels like you're coming out of my mouth,' groaned Laura, lifting her tits.