“Here’s your subtitle: ‘Rituals for jocks and their chicks to feign monogamy.’” “Perfect segue: ‘So the Marlboro men and their Stepford ...wives can breed the next generation of Smurfs.’”I nodded enthusiastic agreement. But my solidarity masked the dissonance I felt at their denunciations of male sexism and feminine submission. Quinn sketched a caricature of Barb as Joan of Arc battling robotic football players. “Everyone’s been reprogrammed. We are the only humans left in this zombie zone.” I. " I sat down in a big, comfortable, upholstered chair. My bottom hadn't hitthe chair before Moon Face jumped into my lap. I let out an involuntary"oof"; unperterbed Moon Face proceeded to make himself comfortable.Clearly my function in life was to make him comfortable, to stroke hisfur and to tickle him about the ears and under the chin whenever itsuited him. He knew he had me wrapped around his little paw when he beganto purr. Moon Face's little performance took the edge off my feelings. AFTER ABOUT 15 mins Shruti entered in a fabulous ghagra choli decked in her mom’s jewelry the four off them started getting shooting pain in their balls seeing the spectacle.Then she put on her special hits CD and gave the most raunchy performance of her life to tunes like ‘dupatta beimaan re’, ’choli ke peeche kya hai’ and other numbers as she danced she swayed and intentionally rubbed her bum on their faces to which they responded by slapping her behind and biting her buttocks.Then they. Fir achanak hi who mila to mujhe diya tale andhera waali baat yaad ayi. Ek din mai hospital ke liye nikli to achanak mujhe ek jana pahchanachehra hospital ke samne ke bageeche me kaam karta hua dikha.” Suno maali.” Uske ghoomte hi mai dhak se rah gayee, “tuuum?” samne Suraj khada tha. Mera pyaar, mera chain. Mai ektak use dekh rahi thi.“madam” suraj ne mujhe sote se jagaya.” Mai yahaan maali ka kam karta hoon. Aap apne aap ko samhaliye nahinto koi bhi aadmi iska galat matlab nikal sakta hai.”.