It’s so soft! Why didn’t you wear it long in high school? It would have been so hot in a ponytail.”“Really?”“Oh yes! Ponytails are so sexy...!”“Hmm. Then I’ll wear up when you ask me out.”I was taken aback by Gail being so forward, but not enough to not react. “Well then, why don’t you have dinner with me tomorrow night?”“I thought you’d never ask.” Then she gave me her address. “Great! I’ll pick you up at seven.”- - - - -When I picked Gail up at seven, she had her blonde hair up in a ponytail and. I also think you should lose all those stupid model airplanes and your home brewing equipment...”And what’s the use of that vintage hot rod?Dick got a horrified look on his face.She noticed and said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”He replied, “You were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”“Ex-wife!?” she shouted, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”Dick replied, “I wasn’t...”✧ ✧ ✧Say thanks to mixerman478 ‎What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?A tearjerker.✧ ✧ ✧How did. "Then what is it?", she asked feeling a little bit worried now. She had imagined a break-up or something like that but it was obvious that she was wrong."Well, he is sick. Pretty sick actually"."Does he have a fever?" A fever, he is throwing up and in general he is a mess. The doctor said that he will be fine but he needs at least three days to recover"."Ok", Angela replied. She was still trying to figure out what that had to do with her."As you remember I have to go on a trip this weekend...". She flipped her light on seeing her closet already open. She need to change, she wasn't going to go out in the street dressed the way she was. The light bulbs flashed as they died. She jumped a bit. She went to her closet and opened it further looking for her street clothes. She scoffed lifting her hands in frustration.Someone as a prank would sometimes steal her clothes so she would have to wear her outfits on the streets. She looked for the most suitable outfit for the street. She laughed to.