Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.By now Mike’s curiosity had got the b...etter of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”“But why?” asked Mike.“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.Gardener in LoveQ: What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?A: It made him wed his plants!Lights Out to Leave“You came home. The male announcer had a serious look on his face.“Delores Throckmorten has posted another inflammatory blog. This time is demanding that women and girls are given the right to vote, how preposterous! Females wouldn’t know what to do if they were allowed to vote, they might even vote for their own species and then where would the country be?”Brenda ignored the TV and got in the shower. She applied make-up to her face, cunt lips and anus. ‘You never know,’ she smiled. She put her hair in a. Then I'd begin brushing your still-sleeping face with the gentlest of kisses until your eyes opened, then pressing my mouth against yours and twining our limbs together, kissing you awake with teasing licks and gentle bites along the soft skin of your neck. My cock is hard and hot, throbbing against your lean thigh. Tendrils of cool morning air are finding their way under the covers as we roll together.I imagined running my hand over your body, still hot and stiff with sleep, squeezing your. BUT today, they appeared to be pointing at the sun!The boys naturally turned round all gazing at her perfect swaying breasts and said, "Is it our turn to do you now?"She replied “I agreed to one” This is the point that I realised her true intentions her answer was so loaded. "Come round and chill-out with some cold beers when the sun has gone down - And you can pick who can do me then." Why would she need sun-tan oil when the sun has gone down?" I pondered.I think the guys were getting the gist.