Next, I smudged the liner, then applied mascara to the top and the bottom of my eyes and I was finished! I then put on my cinch bra, pulling my chest ...together. I used two different shades of foundation on my chest to give the appearance of cleavage. I put on my gaff, pushing my balls up inside me, where they descended from many years ago, and pulling my cock between my legs. I then pulled my empty ball sack forward and squeezed it together giving the appearance of pussy lips inside my nude. "That's nice, you're still here?"Obviously it was the wrong kind of attention, so I gave up on Desiree and went for one of the slutty freshmen. It took only one beer and very little persuasion to get her into one of the upstairs bedrooms and in no time at all she had my cock in her mouth.The bedroom looked to be one of a little girl, it was all pink: the walls, the curtains, the furniture, even the carpet was pink. There was a massive Barbie Doll collection, and a closet full of frilly pink. I stood up and banged on a glass with a fork. It quieted down quickly. "I know you all want to get to really drinking, but I was the best man, so it's my job to make sure everything goes right. Weena and I have known Charlie longer than anyone here, and I want you all to know that he's a liar and a cheat. He's got a wife and three kids in the opal country and another wife near Cairns." By now Charlie was bright red and Maddy was laughing her head off. "But I know he ain't really too smart, so. He knew before he said "I do" what to expect. She had spelled it out for him months and months before the wedding and he had agreed to it. Their marriage had reached the point where the only reason they were still together was that neither of them had the time or energy to waste on seeing a divorce attorney.She pulled into the garage and parked next to Howard's car, closed the garage door and went into the house.She walked into the kitchen and saw Howard sitting at the kitchen table going.