.. Gawd Joan you really gave it to me that time,her butt gas smelled like shit ...but tasted sweet like cotton candy.She pulled her niteshirt back down and sat back down blushing as red as a beet.Oh David she said that was over the top Im so embarrassed I dont know how it happened so spontaneous....sorry. Its Ok Joan you know I luved it but dont feel you have to do anything your not comfortable with OK? I understand she. About six months later my buddy called me and said there was a problem with their fireplace. I asked him what the problem was and he said there was a problem with one of the joints. I knew this was bullshit because I know my work, but he said they still owed him some money and he would pay me to go out and fix whatever minor problem they were having. I grabbed a few tools together and headed for the truck.When I got to the home the housekeeper let me in. I headed for the back room where the. Wha jayada chahal pahal nahi hoti. Kher mene mamata ko mmbai bula liya. Mera flat 4 manjila pe tha aur thoda alag sa. Uska ek room alag aur kitchen jo thoda bada tha usko hum hall ki arah use karte the. Humara bathroo durse kone me tha. Muze pata ha ki mamata aayegi esliye janbhuz kar aisa wala room liya. Mene jaan bhuz kar bathroom me ek ched kar raha tha taki me sab kuch dekh saku. Phir mahine bhar baad mamata aa gayi. Me to subhah se uske uthne ka entejaar kar raha tha. Usne muz se puch ki. I'm the luckiest guy in the world." I'm glad," she said, leaving me at my house, "see you at seven." She blew me a kiss and I went into my house, meeting my mom in the living room. Telepathically she asked me how my day was and I responded in the same way."I understand you're spending the evening with MP. Her mom called me today and asked if you could. Is anything going on between you two that I should know about?"Now there is one thing you never do with a witch, wizard, or warlock, and that is.