What kind of joke was this? Yeah right. Like that would happen. Ok, seriously, Tom said. A girl asked you that? Steve was grinning full-on now. NO! I... mean, no. All I said was what would you&hellip, Tom started back. Yeah, Ill be damned. You lucky motherfucker. Steve ducked behind the counter to adjust what was suddenly stiffening. Coughing to clear his throat, he said, Well, first I guess she has to audition. Tom, skeptical, Audition? Steve continued. Yeah. Audition. Show you what shes got.. We exchanged glances for maybe fifteen minutes. then she motioned me over. I was speechless. I couldn't stop checking her out and the bulge rising in my shorts became obvious. I stammered something like "how can I help you," and that started an interesting conversation, ending up with me agreeing to meet her, at her room a shifts end. The fact that I was not dressed to be running around the hotel was not a hurdle. When I did get there, she was dressed in Hot Pants and a halter top. Her hair was. “I think it’s time to call it a night,” I said to Alice.She walked out with us and we waited while her taxi arrived. While waiting Nicola asked to exchange phone numbers.“Before we do, I want to be clear about something. The freak comment.”Neither of us spoke.“I'm a woman," I nodded, "but it's not that straightforward. I've always known I was bi-sexual, but as a kid, I never felt right. Well…" Alice swallowed and Nicola stepped forward and put a hand on Alice's arm.“I’ve dabbled a little. The dog's house." I don't get it. What do you mean by that?" I'm the dog's house. You wanted to know where Pookie is and I am telling you that Pookie is indisposed."Marigold looked around to make sure that none of the neighbours were witness to the spectacle of a grown woman having a conversation with a doghouse."Wait a minute. How can you talk? You're a wooden structure--not a human being--not even an animal." Honey, you ain't so lifelike yourself," retorted the kennel. "But to answer your.