So I usually use to end up going on the internet on my computer to chat in the chat room talking to random strangers and watch porno movies bought fro...m the street vendors. I would still love to do this if I get an opportunity, but sadly life is much occupied today. It was a set routine that my maid would come, and cook lunch and doze off in the kitchen area in the noon and I would retire from playing my computer and watch the porno CDs bought from the market, I never got the chance to. A third grader could write better smut than that." Really? I thought it'd be right up your alley with all the... stuff with the guy in the room and..." Jess trailed off, looking awkwardly off to the side. Geez, I couldn't talk anything inappropriate with her in public. "Sex, Jesse, just say it. Sex, doing the deed, banging, boning, bumping uglies, wham bam-" "Noooo thank you!" she squeaked, her flustered cheeks a cherry red. All I could do was laugh at her embarrassment. "You'll never get laid. A special thank to Celtenham. Even though the story has been edited, since English is not my mothertoungue, i cannot assure that is foolproof. So please, dont be harsh!!! HIJABI WIFE One of my best friends comes from Morocco. So two years ago I went there with him to visit the country. We spent about a fortnight travelling and then chilled out a bit at his uncles house. This house is normally shared by lots of people. As you all know, in those regions families have really close bonds. My. "I was helping my neighbor Rick install a skylight. I turned and followed the direction of his gaze over the peak of the garage roof. Less than twenty feet away, framed by the French doors of the guest bedroom was a pair of legs - beautiful legs.Rick's sister-in-law Gwen was visiting and I certainly had no objections to seeing her in all her glory. The only problem was a matchstick sunshade hanging down in front of the French doors blocking the view from her mid-thigh up. Stupid curtain.A tiny.