Great-grand mother's ring.'"I think I'm getting married." He stood, "Sit still, I'll be right back." He ran out the door.Angela hollered at him as he ...ran by, "Walk ... don't run. Charlie is waxing!" WHOA! Oh shit!" cried David.KERWHACK! THUMP! THUMP! KERWHACK!Footsteps on the ladder.Angela said, "Are you ok? David? ... David? ... ANDREA!! MOM! Bring your kit, Mom! CHIEF DADDY!! David's hurt. Ooo, that's nasty looking. Who are you? Mom ... there's a strange girl here! She says her name is. “Shall we?” he said, indicating that we should go inside.Dinner was good, well, okay very good. They had a cook, a Filipino guy who really knew how to put food together. That they were putting on the dog for us did not impress me. I saw it as rubbing our nose in their prosperity as opposed to our poverty. But, okay, sour grapes or not, I didn’t much care for the show. I would have preferred hot dogs or hamburgers.The kids were at the table with us of course. I kept getting looks from the twins. He hoped each one would turn out to be a cumslut who would spread her legs for him without asking. Why else would a guy take a girl out? But he didn't think that's what his father wanted to hear. And, since he didn't know the right answer to the question at hand, he played the ignorance card."Chrissy doesn't believe that boys she goes out with would actually want to have sex with her," said John.Two things happened almost instantly for Bobby. First, all the times Bobby had tried to peek at his. She'd gotten waxed, trimmed and tanned especially for it — all shot to hell! And now on top of all that..."You've babysat him before," her mother was saying."When he was **! He's **, don't you think he's a little old..." Rach!" her mother snapped. "His parents just want to know he's safe... and it's not like you have anything else to do!Here, take this." She held out the family's worn box of Jenga. "Something to do to pass the time."Oh my God, Rachel rolled her eyes. She's -got- to be k**ding..