..Mark: Angie, i'm baaaack.Angie: What took you so long.Mark: I got us a little something extra.Angie: What?Mark: some jack and rubbers. Angie: Wow, n...ow we can really party.Mark: So where do you want to go?Angie: Let's go down by the river.Mark: alright.We went down near the river and found a nice spot out of sight from the wedding party...Mark: Perfect!!!Angie: yeah perfect.Mark: are you sure you want to do this?Angie: Yeah i'm sure. Angie takes a swig of jack as Mark starts to caress her. "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"A wife invited some people to dinner.At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied."Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"This one is compliments of BobOur teacher. ”Somewhat reluctantly, Henry agreed and the two of them walked arm in arm up the beach and back to where they had earlier spread their picnic blanket. June, still wearing only a thong, aroused Henry’s libido as her every step made her enormously fleshy funbags sway hither and fro, and her broad hips and ass sashayed lasciviously, certainly sufficient to drive any red-blooded American boy wild with longing. Finally reaching the tree where their blanket was spread out, June grabbed a towel and. Adeline S., was crazy hot.Like, lose your train of thought hot.Fry an egg on the sidewalk in summer hot.Surface of the sun hot.Which almost made her constant demands worth it. Almost.Today was one of those rare times when she was actually coming by in person to talk about the latest deliverable. Of course, she was late and kept pushing the meeting back from before lunch, to mid-afternoon, to dinner time, to now pushing 9:00. 9:00 on a Thursday, the depart-, hell, the whole building was empty..