She raised her left hand and slowly waved and then...then a sly smile seemed to cross her face. Was it his imagination? Yes, that was it. It was his i...magination. Any second now she would scream and run back into her house. But no...no, she was definitely waving. Smiling up at him. Oh. Oh my God. He panicked, briefly, sure that she knew what he was doing. “Hey! Good to see you!” Her voice rang through the cool night, soft and soothing, as if she were out there fully dressed, as if there was. .I won't be idle, but I won't work9 to 5, I will be there for k**s.Is it ok?" She smiled. I was so overjoyed, I could not resist lifting her from seat,hugging and kissing her. She also hugged me and returned the kiss. After few minutes of horny kissing and fondling she pushed me."Now, better behave.My dad carries a gun at home" she warned me. I laughed."He wasn't so angry when I was pounding his wife" I commented."Try m*****ing his daughter and you will be buried here" she assured me."so,how. I will therefore, if you permit me, restrict myself to the highlights of our long relationship. Nothing was normal or predictable with her. This will be evident to you from the way I met her in the first place.One evening after work when I reached my flat I heard the phone ringing. I quickly opened the door and answered it. A young sweet voice said, "At last! If you don"t like answering the phone then why do you have one?"I explained to her that I had just returned home and have responded as. Shit, Alex, maybe, if you're really lucky, that asshole will give you a separated shoulder and four broken ribs like he did me!" Warren rubbed her back, and she relaxed a little bit.Alexandra looked confused. "He told me that he was in jail for breaking Wimpy's ribs! I thought all he did to you was hit you in the face once." Oh, look! He's lying to you already! No, Alex, he gave Warren a black eye. The broken ribs, the separated shoulder, the enormous cut in my mouth--before that, the black eye.