GeorgiaThe owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He ca...lled her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia, and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."LouisianaA senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the world. She leaned forward and kissed me on my cheek, I stood in shock for a bit smiling like a mad man.Anyway, we can do more of that later, first get us out of here! said Jessica jolting me out of my shock.I once again surveyed our route through and when it looked clear climbed the stairs.This time rather than heading outside I turned into the house and carried Jessica further up another set of stairs to the upper floors of the house. We sneaked into a one of the guest rooms, then through a cupboard. " This news hit me like a blow. "Captain, please. Punish me yourself. If it is you I can take it. If you let the others torture me I shall die." The Red Devil glared at me. "When you betrayed me you lost whatever right you had to be called mine. You are theirs, now." His hand gestured towards the foul-smelling horde of men gathering around us. I began to weep, knowing that he was right. "Take him below, to his bed," said the Captain to the men holding the cabin boy. "And the woman is yours.. "I like to be dirty in public, talk dirty and make people look and be shocked." Do you like them to watch you too?" I turn off the overhead light, then walk over to the window and flip on the lamp. It's plenty light in here still, but softer, not as bright as it was during our bed fuck."I could. Depends on how horny I am." After your horny Japanese friends talk about the dirty sex they're having, turning you on?" Or being fucked, but not having my orgasm yet?" She gets up from the bed and.